Here's one for you Skip H. Where are yours?

Can anyone relate? HaHa

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people,

found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
... they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower..

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,............ 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?

I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow!...................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own friggen blanket..'
After a moment of silence, .......................he f@rted.

The End