My Dream

I went to the gas station to get gas. I couldn't believe the price only $1.09 a gallon. I asked the cashier and he said they had to many complaints so they were only charging cost. I thought great. I then went to the store and bought $100 worth of groceries and they said "That will be $50 Sir". I thought "Great I must be dreaming". I then went and bought $500 worth of clothes and other merchandize as I was now catching on and sure enough they sold them to me for only $125. Wowoooweee!!! I then stopped by to see my good friend the lawyer and asked him a few legal questions and then was leaving when he shouted "Wait a minute, that will be $500".

Of course I woke up screaming and shouting.