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-Jeff Foxworthy on South Dakota-
If 'vacation' to you means going shopping for the weekend in Rapid City , Sioux Falls , Spearfish or Sturgis (while the kids swim at the Comfort Inn,
You might live in South Dakota
If parking your car for the night involves an extension cord,
You might live in South Dakota
If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 8 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by,
You might live in South Dakota
If you're proud that your state makes the national news primarily because it houses the coldest spot in the nation,
You might live in South Dakota
If you have ever refused to buy something because it's 'too spendy',
You might live in South Dakota
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March,
You might live in South Dakota
If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there,
You might live in South Dakota
If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead,
You might live in South Dakota
If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You might live in South Dakota
If your town has an equal number of bars and churches,
You might live in South Dakota
If you know how to correctly pronounce Pierre , Huron, Ipswich and Pukwana,
You might live in South Dakota
If you measure distance in hours,
You might live in South Dakota
If your family vehicle is a crew cab pickup,
You might live in South Dakota
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once,
You might live in South Dakota
If you often switch from 'heat' to 'A/C'in the same day and back again,
You might live in South Dakota
If you can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching,
You might live in South Dakota
If you see people wearing hunting clothes at social events,
You might live in South Dakota
If you've installed security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked,
You might live in South Dakota
If the largest traffic jam in your town centers around a high school basketball game,
You might live in South Dakota
If you carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them,
You might live in South Dakota
If there are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Wal-Mart at any given time,
You might live in South Dakota
If there are more people at work on Christmas Eve Day than on Opening of Deer Season,
You might live in South Dakota
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,
You might live in South Dakota
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow,
You might live in South Dakota
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction,
You might live in South Dakota
If you can identify a southern or eastern accent,
You might live in South Dakota
If your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your cottonwood,
You might be from South Dakota
If a brat is something you eat,
You might live in South Dakota
If finding your misplaced car keys involves looking in the ignition,
You might live in South Dakota
If you go out to a fish fry every Friday,
You might live in South Dakota
If you find 0 degrees 'a little warm,'
You might live in South Dakota
Hey now... that where I live! :)
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