IM NOT QUITE AS GOOD AS TOM BUT HERE GOES!!

EVERYONE DROP WHAT YOUR DOING! NOTHING IS AS IMPORTANT AS THIS NEWS, ARE WE AT WAR? NO, HAS THERE BEEN A TERRIBLE EARTH QUAKE SOMEWHERE? NO, BUT THERE ARE SOME $7 STRIKES ON EBAY LISTED BELOW FACE VALUE, WHAT A BARGAIN!! SOME ONE CAN REALLY GET A GREAT DEAL ON THESE IF NO ONE SEES THEM FOR 6 DAYS AND 23 HOURS, SO TAKE A LOOK AND GET YOU A NICE $7 STRIKE AT A GREAT PRICE! I HAVE NO LIFE NO FRIENDS,NOTHING TO DO TONIGHT SO I WILL KEPT A CLOSE LOOK OUT FOR MORE GREAT DEAL FOR ALL MY STRIKE COLLECTOR FRIENDS I WISH I HAD?

I BET YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS TOM TALKLING? HEY I HAVE LEARN FROM THE MASTER HIMSELF!!