Although I'm breaking my self imposed rule to never answer a message in all caps for the New Year I will make an exception.

I'll vote for all your points except kissing the babies. lol

I especially like #7

7) I PROMISE THAT THE PERSON I DO THE MOST BUSINESS WITH, UP TO JUNE 1, 2003, WILL RECEIVE A ONE-WEEK ALL EXPENSES PAID TRIP TO LAS VEGAS DURING THE NATIONAL CONVENTION;

Good luck!