MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION

I PROMISE TO WIN THE CALIFORNIA LOTTERY IN THE YEAR 2003 AND USE THE WINNINGS TO FURTHER MY SILVER STRIKE ENDEAVORS IN THE FOLLOWING WAYS:

1) I PROMISE TO TRADE ALL STRIKES I NEED AT A TWO TO ONE TRADE VALUE;

2) I PROMISE TO PAY 50% MORE THAN ASKING PRICE FOR ALL STRIKES I BUY, INCLUDING THOSE I BUY AT AUCTION IF THE SELLER IS A CLUB MEMBER… NATIONAL OR CHARTER. I WILL ALSO PAY DOUBLE THE SHIPPING CHARGES;

3) I PROMISE TO SELL ANY STRIKE I HAVE FOR SALE AT 50% LESS THAN OTHER COLLECTORS SELLING PRICES;

4) I PROMISE THAT ANY STRIKES I AUCTION WILL BE AT JACKPOT AUCTIONS AND I WILL PAY DOUBLE THEIR LISTING AND SELLING FEES, THE EXCESS TO BE PAID INTO THE CLUB BUILDING FUND;

5) I PROMISE TO GIVE TO THE BUILDING FUND WHATEVER THEY ARE SHORT OF THEIR GOAL AT THE END OF 2003;

6) I PROMISE TO TAKE THE PERSON I DO THE MOST BUSINESS WITH EACH WEEK TO LUNCH OR DINNER;

7) I PROMISE THAT THE PERSON I DO THE MOST BUSINESS WITH, UP TO JUNE 1, 2003, WILL RECEIVE A ONE-WEEK ALL EXPENSES PAID TRIP TO LAS VEGAS DURING THE NATIONAL CONVENTION;

8) LET’S SEE…..I WILL KISS ALL BABIES…..

9) AND I WILL…UH….SEE THAT ALL COLLECTORS HAVE TWO STRIKES IN EVERY GARAGE….