You can take matches, coin cups, racks, tokens, chips, ashtrays, little soaps and shampoo. You can also take Keno markers, pens and stationary.

You cannot take home the ice machine, the maid, pillows, towels or in most cases, more money than you came with.

Hey it's nice to be back. Nice double talk, deffensive accusations, a couple of holy acclimations of a superior person, and some bald faced lies, which are unintentionally funnier than most of my jokes.

Oh one more thing, you can't take... me too seriously all the time.

I once asked if I could take an ashtray. The Keno "dealer" lady said, you didn't ask me and I can't say yes, but if I'm not looking, it's not a problem. By the way, she gave me two decks of canceled cards at that point.

How many people own "stolen" property, like casino ashtrays, tokens, chips or a BIC pen. Oh I feel so bad associating with known criminals.

I have been warned in the past. Don't argue with idiots. They don't understand anything of what one might say, and therefore it is just lowering yourself to their level.

Point #2: I refuse to get into a battle of wits, with an unarmed person.

So I am trying to be the new improved, kinder and gentler person. But I'm not giving up collecting, chips, room keys, slot cards, ashtrays, keno sheets, _phone books_, note pads, pens, swizzle sticks, tokens, coin cups, and other PROMOTIONAL marked casino items. I think I've had it with ice buckets, they are just too big.