EMAIL ETIQUETTE

Send an e-mail in all UPPER-CASE. Use of upper-case words is the equivalent of shouting in some one's ear. ONLY use upper-case words when trying to make a point (such as I just did). Even at that, you should be careful with who you are exchanging messages.

Being as this document on email etiquette was written sometime during the last century and many advances in technology and understanding have been made since then I have taken it upon myself to make certain revisions.

It will now read

"NEVER send an e-mail in all UPPER-CASE. Use of upper-case words is the equivalent of "blowing cigarette smoke in someone's face" . ONLY use upper-case words when trying to make a point (such as I just did).

Also the outdated term "shouting" will be no longed be accepted. The new term that will be used is "smokin".

Now ther is someone out there right now having a cigarette at their computer. Please stop, the smoke is getting in my eyes.

NORMAN