Nagging wife

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While
they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband,
"You can have her shipped home for $5,000.00, or you can bury her here,
in the Holy Land, for $150.00."

The man thought about it and told him he would just as soon have her
shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000.00 to ship your wife
home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and only cost you
$150.00?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three
days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."