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> A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, I
> clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."
> The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60,
> perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."
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> Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly
> dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."
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> As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his
> wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?"
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> The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your
> radar detector went off when it did."
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> As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar
> detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched
> teeth, "Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"
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> The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing
> your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine." The driver says,
> "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you
> pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket."
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> The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have
> your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're
> driving."
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> And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the
> driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??"
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> The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband
> always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"
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> I love this part....
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> "Only when he's been drinking."