I am trying to figure which part of this does not describe you!!!

"you sorry SOB. You call me an "AVERAGE RIP-OFF ARTISTS". You tight SOB, you have never bought a damn thing from me and you don't know what tight means with all that crap you try to sell. Your the the "Tight-Ass" one to be calling the kettle black. They couldn't drive a"Solid Steel Toothpick" up your ass with a SLEDGE HAMMER."