"hey tom when did you wake up ?
last time i saw you you where outside a soup kitchen with a sign that said i am a broke dick
please help around your neck when you where sleeping. i tossed a penny in your cup and spit on your forehead you didn't wake up you must have been drunk."

Asleep or drunk anyone can spot this bargain.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=6159176771&ssPageName=STRK:MEWA:IT

Tom