I was waiting to talk to the pharmacist at the local drug store about

his web site when a sweet young lady from the

neighborhood came in. She had just recently gotten married.

She was looking at the men's toiletries. and the clerk asked her if

she needed any assistance. I heard her say, "Well, I'm looking for some
deodorant for my new

husband, but I don't know what kind he uses."

The clerk asked, "Is it the ball type?"

I almost lost it when she
responded,

"Oh No ..It's for under his arms."