Remember a long time ago in a place far away where Vegasplayer went to the ends of the earth to find my true identity then published it on this board? It was not in Las Vegas. I guess the jigs up. I commute daily from Michigan to Las Vegas to publish a strike catalogue.

You people have very short memories or are just plain simple.

To make matters worse now I have to change the hat order for the convention from "I'M NOT TOM" to "I'M NOT ART".

Although I'm not capable of publishing a strike catalogue I do plan a short book for the convention titled "How to pick up girls at a strike machine". The sequel is also in the mill titled "How to make a fast buck from strikes". I still have to interview Vegasplayer for this one. There may be time to do so on the convention floor while he chases me around screaming expletives.

Tom